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ZOMBIE SHOPPING MALL
The original, now world famous, Zombie Experience in the South of England – perfect for the crazies in Reading, Swindon and Oxford!
£139 Per Person:
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CALLING SWINDON, READING & OXFORD BATTLERS!
For the most authentic and well respected zombie experience in the South of England, make your way to the Zombie Shopping Mall to discover why this zombie encounter is widely regarded as the world’s best!
You can expect tension like your body has never experienced before – even those who come laughing, leave a changed person… The Mall is no place for the meek; here be zombies and you’re not going to have an awful lot of ammo for that weapon you’re waving around all gun-ho…
The government sent in highly trained Special Tactical Police Units to investigate the strange sights that were concerning the locals. At first they’d been dismissed as a homeless crowd, then came the suspicion that more sinister events were going on – was this a terrorist cell plotting in Reading – for an attack locally, in Swindon, against Oxford?
Then came the stomach turning mobile phone snapshots of a face by the window – a woman with skin peeling from her face! A dead look in her eyes. If only those fears that the folk inside were playing with chemicals had been proven true. If only it had been something as simple as that. But it wasn’t, it was worse, much worse.
The tactical units never came back. Fear is beginning to take hold. Something has to be done. Government forces are refusing to enter the Mall…
Are you ready to face your fears. Are you ready to have your perceptions changed on everything that you thought was true? Welcome to the zombie apocalypse…
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DRINKING!
Is it ok to have a few stiffners before I turn up - to settle the nerves?
NO - IMPORTANT!
You will be refused entry to the session if you turn up under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Celebrating staying alive is allowed afterwards however!
INJURIES!
Do I need to write a will before attending an experience with you?
OH SETTLE DOWN!
Whilst there' s some physical interaction - bit of pushing and shoving - the worst that you'll get is a few bruises. So don't go blaming those love bites on us!
GROUPS!
Me and my mates - we like to do everything together. Everything...
THAT'S CREEPY!
However, luckily for you zombie slaying is the perfect group activity - and you won't get knowing winks from the neighbours either. Contact us today!
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DIRECTIONS
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DIRECTIONS
Once you have your tickets purchased and dates decided upon, you need to head to sunny Reading in Berkshire. Your venue address is Garrard Street, Reading RG1 1NR.
The nearest rail station is Reading mainline which is right behind the abandoned shopping mall.
Please feel free to drop us a line if you need further assistance.
MORE INFO
A Killer Tale of Shopping In Reading!
Is there any other kind? Whatever; all you need to know is that this retail mall has customer service reps that are dead from the neck up! (Well, toes actually). Oh, that and it’s full of shoplifting zombies just dying to play their favourite game with you – Corpse and Robbers… <mwahhahah>
With so much in store where do you start to clear a shopping mall that has a niggling infestation of moaners and groaners? Well, first things first, before you can checkout the walking streaks of rotting flesh, you’ll need some training.
No-one would expect you to go in there without some kind of briefing, so isle bring you up to speed: your training is handled by the elite Police Special Zombie Bashing Unit – not that any one zombie is more special than the others, it’s aimed more at you as you’re the one who is all gun ho about rushing in – so remember: it pays to check before you spend your ammo or there’ll be a price to be paid!
This zombie battle certainly won’t be plain saleing, and it will see you and your brothers-in-arms needing to use every ounce of cunning, stealth and aggression to make it out alive of the Zombie Shopping Mall. Zombies are not exactly renowned for their willingness to haggle and so sometimes it’s better not to register their interest and just give yourself credit for changing rooms to escape them.
If you’re in the market for a steal, then this shopping mall zombie annihilation is definitely value for money! Where else could you have three hours of unbelievable excitement, heart-in-mouth moments and memories to last a lifetime, however short that may be if the walkers get their hands, what’s left of them, on you!
So dead set folks, you won’t have to time to pick up a bargain here – it’s more shocks than frocks, more chews than shoes! This is shopping zombie style, so stop reading and get to Reading, you’re needed there!
Zombie Experiences aren’t the talk of the UK for nothing you know – it’s because they’re the most fun you can have with dead people that’s legal! Come join the battle and you’ll find popping into Debenhams is never quite the same again…
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