KENT ZOMBIE BATTLE

Gravesend suddenly takes on a whole new meaning!

 

As it could well be the end for graves as Kent is being overrun with rotten people who refuse to use one! And the situation is seriously, deadly serious…

So presuming that you’re still reading and haven’t crawled under the bed with a pint or two of fine Kentish ale, we’ll tell you that these zombies are chilling out in a secret compound, a village that they call Witchcraft Village, which sounds a bit like a Kentish real ale to us…

 

***NEWS UPDATE ON THE ZOMBIES IN KENT***

Breaking news folks – we regret to inform you that the zombie infestation in Kent was simply too great! ~:o(

They won…

So it looks that due to totally unforeseen circumstances there will be no more zombie bashing down in deepest darkest Kent! So what now? Well, it looks like we’re going to just have to accept that Kent is lost and draw battle lines in the sand. Things literally got too grave in Gravesend, so it’s the end…

As such, we need you urgently somewhere else to help stem the tide:

HELP DEFEND THE REALM IN LONDON!

Yup, just a short train ride away you can still get stuck into the stinking, rotting moaners and groaners! So all is not lost – make a day of it and serve up some right capital punishment in London! Go on! Don’t just sit there gawking at the screen! Book them train tickets and get to the secret bunker sharpish. You’re needed here…

Already booked a battle in Kent? DO NOT WORRY! Contact us and we’ll get give you your options.